Funny

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.
He said .. Why are married women heavier thansingle women? She said . . Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.